Winner: UK Family Entertainer 2018
Stay Safe and Keep Well
Hey guys, hope you are all keeping well and staying safe. I wrote a sing about how it's been here and thought you might like to see and hear it. Love you all! https://youtu.be/_hZaG8_G3-w
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Christmas Crazy Crackers!
Who doesn't love it when it snows at Christmas but it hardly ever does, until now.... Happy Christmas you filthy animals! https://youtu.be/IM6MbOIKoOs
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Give us those Beans!
You know how annoying and repetitive Baby Shark was? Well hang your hat on this Cornhole Trumpet of a song. All of the music is made up of Mud Flapping-Airborne Cracking-Carpet Rattling sound effects (and the singing isn't much better). The video was the Bean child of...
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“The King of all things silly”
Ben Elton
(Not the one with glasses who plays the piano… that’s Elton John)
(also not the other one that plays the piano, that’s Ben Folds)
(…and also not the one with the supermarket… that’s Eltham)
“Brilliant and Inventive”
Lucy Porter – Awesome comedian
(Not Lucy Pearman, she’s awesome too)
(also not Linda Porter, she was the slot machine addict in Twin Peaks)
(…and also not Lucy Edwards, she’s family and my friend on Facebook)
Stuff You Can Buy
Nutty Noah Tee Shirts
Kids, Mens and Ladies Short Sleeved T-Shirt.
Short Sleeved 100% cotton t-shirt – 180gm weight. From £10
Baseball Cap
Kids and Adults Baseball Cap
100% Cotton Twill. Rip-Strip size adjuster. Child safe secure button
from £5.00
Ladies 'Special' Bag
Ladies ‘Cycle’ Bag, Printed with inspirational text, great quality and perfect for Mum’s Sticky Cotton Wool!
£4.50
Ripper Wallets
Ripper Wallets
Expandable coin pocket – Clear identification window £5.00
Boys & Girls Pants
Boys and Girls Pants
Worn on your head of course! Various colours, £3.50
Adult Pants
Adult Pants
£3.50
Video Of The Moment
Keep coming back for more special videos… there will be a new one soon!!
Guess what? Oh don’t, I’ll just tell you.
The new season of Crackerjack starts proper on the 8th Jan 6pm on CBBC.
Privileged and honoured to have been invited back to perform on the show. You’ll have to wait until 26th Feb for any Nutty action though!!
https://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/p09080qs
This Week’s Numbers
Laughs Had
Tears (Sad)
Lollies Licked
Bogeys Picked
A Great Nutty Bake Off
(Make me a cake and I’ll show it to the world!)
