Welcome To Nutty Noah's Website

Hi Guys, Nutty Noah here. Thanks for clicking onto my website, I’ve clocked up a few miles performing over the years and have been lucky enough to pick up a couple of awards along the way too.

 

 

 

 

I try my very best to provide you with a truly pants entertainment experience, It’s great, everybody says so.

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Wear Your Pants With Pride

You can wear them on your head

And cuddle them in bed…

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Wear Your Pants With Pride

Put them on your bum and wash them when you’re done

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Wear Your Pants With Pride

You know you’re going to hurt me, if you tell me that they’re dirty…

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Wear Your Pants With Pride

Wear them if they’re pink, but try not to if they shrink…

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Wear Your Pants With Pride

You can throw them on the floor and hang them from the door

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Wear Your Pants With Pride

If you have a pair you love in every single way, you can turn them inside out and wear them for an extra day

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Wear Your Pants With Pride

If you’ve nothing else to do, you can fill them up with……..

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Noah’s Debut Edinburgh Run

Grab a seat and hold on to your pants! Noah is coming to the Edinburgh Festival Fringe. Catch him at The Green Pleasance Courtyard 2pm 21st- 28th August. Book your tickets here https://www.pleasance.co.uk/event/nutty-noah-%E2%80%93-wear-your-pants-pride/performances...

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Nutty Noah on The Slammer Returns

This is from my exciting appearance on the TV show The Slammer where prison inmates get the opportunity to show their skills to a discerning panel of judges in a bid to gain freedom. So will Nutty be given a Prison Spa Day or will he be covered in Sloppy Ploppy...

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Noah’s Cheese Stunt spreads around the World

In 2003 Noah gained worldwide notoriety as he spent two days encased in a block of cheese in a parody of a stunt by illusionist David Blaine. But Noah Kelly countered this with his own endurance test by sealing himself into a giant cube of mature cheddar cheese for 48...

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Nutty Noah - Family Entertainer
Nutty Noah - Family Entertainer added 2 new photos.1 day ago
Had a great time at Yarty Party Festival today. Do love an AAA pass, got to meet Jack Ward Magic too. Great crowd even though the rain wee-wee'd out of the sky 💦😂!! Have a great weekendo NutChaps!
Nutty Noah - Family Entertainer
Nutty Noah - Family Entertainer1 day ago
I'm at Yarty Party, ready to Farty!
Nutty Noah - Family Entertainer
Nutty Noah - Family Entertainer3 days ago
Sometimes I get a party bag as a treat, but today I got a hedgehog. They were going to release it after the show but they live by a main road. As we're quite countrified I suggested I'd bring it home and set it free. Only problem now is the kids have fallen in love with it 😂😂
Nutty Noah - Family Entertainer
Nutty Noah - Family Entertainer1 week ago
It was a hot day, I don't think he minded? Thanks Michelle, had a fab time!
Nutty Noah - Family Entertainer
Nutty Noah - Family Entertainer
Nutty Noah - Family Entertainer1 week ago
This is Ho, he's on holiday from Hong Kong, he's spending two weeks at Center Parcs, so far he's seen the show three times. I like him.

Be like Ho.
Nutty Noah - Family Entertainer
Nutty Noah - Family Entertainer added 2 new photos.1 week ago
Another fab job by Miles at Green Chilli!

“The King of all things silly”

Ben Elton
(Not the one with glasses who plays the piano… that’s Elton John)
(also not the other one that plays the piano, that’s Ben Folds)
(…and also not the one with the supermarket… that’s Eltham)

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Silly Songs for Kids

Customer review…

Very funny songs.If you have children, but especially boys aged 5-9 they will LOVE this album, (although I’m 36 and i still enjoy it) – Animals Poo is a classic.

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Nutty Noah's Big Number Two

Customer review…

This man is just sublimely funny, his lyrics hilarious and his show,well…BEYOND FUNNY. Happy song has to be one of THE greatest feel good songs ever and Wear your pants with pride one of the silliest. Pure genius.

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Nutty Noah's Third Adventure

Customer review…

Buy this album if you love funny songs, buy this album if you love Noah and to paraphrase the great man himself …If you or anyone you know don’t buy this cd for yourself or someone else – you don’t love them! Comedy genius (Again)

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Stuff You Can Buy

Nutty Noah Tee Shirts

Kids, Mens and Ladies Short Sleeved T-Shirt.

Short Sleeved 100% cotton t-shirt – 180gm weight. From £10

Baseball Cap

Kids and Adults Baseball Cap

100% Cotton Twill. Rip-Strip size adjuster. Child safe secure button
from £5.00

Keep Calm Tee Shirt

Kids Short Sleeved Keep Calm T-shirt

Short Sleeved 100% cotton t-shirt – 180gm weight from £10.00

Ripper Wallets

Ripper Wallets

Expandable coin pocket – Clear identification window £5.00

Boys & Girls Pants

Boys and Girls Pants

Worn on your head of course! Various colours, £3.50

Adult Pants

Adult Pants

£3.50

A Great Nutty Bake Off

(Make me a cake and I’ll show it to the world!)